Here's the full story for the latest "Three Word Story" thread here:
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A silly little frog hopped along a Hollywood boulevard. He ate some discarded dumpster food and turned into one scary dude with a very cheesy smile and because he now throws wet noodles, he took his new red Corvette to the beach and laughed hysterically. As a kitten pounced on a surfer, and bit it's own ear off, the surfer gasped and started to fiddle with some old pair of smelly socks.
As soon as fresh ocean breezes began to blow he grabbed a frozen whale to knock the stuffing out of the bellhop, who said he had a trained monkey for beating surfers senseless. The monkey grinned and took out a plastic fork and gazed at a beach full of surfers unaware of the giant frozen whale that was sailing closer to the buoys. Suddenly.. without warning.. some jellyfish swam against it's belly so he grabbed his hot iron and kabobbed a few surfers who squealed and giggled like little girls. They took their big girl panties and tied them to a tree. Then the ferocious giant salivating salamander ran into a parked bus and broke their arms.
The moon rose. The wolf howled until he coughed, uttering a few curse words and felt like he was coughing up a giant hairball. That is when a flying pancake slapped him in his dah-gum eye. Reveling in surprise, he yelled out and stomped toward the brazen tramp who's Halloween pumpkin was the size of a golfball. Extraordinarily amazed, he swallowed the pumpkin. He threw his hands up, shouting "Water, water, everywhere!". A loud noise made him jump and run away.
He happened upon a talking inchworm who shouted "Abracadabra!". Smoke raised up in billowing rage consuming everything in a looming eerie black cloud. He asked the inchworm to move over and let Jimi make the casserole so that they could eat while doing the conga and sing. Imagine that luckily.. Janet Jackson was in the watchtower to observe mist roll in preceding a huge great white shark dancing the polka to rhumba music.
In purple boots a blue rabbit squatted on a smelly red toadstool while eating a bowl of gumbo whilst looking for a dog whistle and a basket full of chocolates. Screaming to be unwrapped and eaten, and greatly enjoyed by himself and with his friends, the Bunnymen of The Great Kiwis launched into gyrating 'Fluffy Puff' marshmallows and sploshed them on a yeti's friendly neighborhood yenta who happened to strongly dislike marshmallows.
So.. they screamed and ran quickly through ripening vineyards full of gnomes drinking cheap burgundy Boones Farm and Wild Irish Rose... and the storm-clouds gathered, spilling out kittens and puppies with big green ears. The wind howled and sputtered knocking the statue to and fro in the black darkness of night. The howling wind, moaning out it's eerie lone call on a desert, parched dry by weeks of hot salsa and chips dripping with chilli and Sour cream and gooey cheese topped with olives in a tapenade from the Mediterranean... the Kraken awoke with voice hoarse from excess tequila without lemons. But.. she had pineapples and some frootloops on a string trying to fish for diabetic octopi with prosthetic limbs.
In a bathtub, many days later, the bubble burst and out popped Lennon and McCartney singing the song "She Loves You", and interpretive dancing in the rain while eating sushi with bamboo chopsticks along the coast of Kiwi Land with Marvin the the Maniacal Meatcutter.
On planet Mars.. where they eat greasy space burgers and are eating their dirty fingers watching red sun kissed plum tomatoes explode in the oven of doom where dark forces played gin rummy and tipped back.. their heads laughing and started gargling. To relieve stress, Bob's plastic spoon flung mashed potatoes. At the disgruntled piglets in the marshmallow fluff puddle rolling in goo, laughing while singing "Cap'n Crunch"... they then took off into a dimension with evil bunnies and venomous monkeys pouring red lava down the pants of Buzzkillingtons uncle who cries hysterically and dances wildly in the moonlight chanting out spells, bouncing off mirrors, saying a prayer to lift the spirits of the Minty Hippo Clan. Then along comes Alex Trebek, hopping from category to category, finally deciding on the teachings....
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