Here's the full story for the past "Three Word Story" thread here:
http://www.witchforum.net/forum/index.php?topic=6066.0Thanks for everyone who participated! Enjoy LOL ... BB Sprite
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A rhinoceros screamed insides Mary's house. The shutters rumbled but she's unconscious as the walls resonated, trembled and shook. The neighbor hears and jumps over the elephant outside with his wife yelling so loudly the earthquake happens shaking the walls startling the elephant squashing the man. It ran through the white wall destroying the parlor smashing the teapot scattering the pieces. The old lady screamed and fainted. Two hours later she awoke jerking, looked around in wonder and awww, she saw a kitten under the broken chair hiding with a purple monkey, sweet as honey with soft fur while the man entered the room rubbing his eyes watching around and swatting a gnat, picked up the kitten with a sweet little face and kitty scratches the front of his striped shirt was torn apart in thin ribbons of red and orange as the wind opened the windows and rustled through the front closet. The kitten started howling in protest and the man dropped the kitty oh no, why? Because he was bleeding all over because a tarantula bit his leg and the pain made him faint on the spot and the woman bent over to pickup the beer she lost and it exploded from being dropped then the spider came down beside her and bit the mushroom that she was cooking!
Things become weird when the lights faded to black and she smells the burning food of their neighbors who lived directly above them all in a giant tent near in the garden of the city's witch starting her broomstick to sweep on the mess that is caused by the purple elephant who smiled at the witch flying around the mess and sleeping man in the bed and the sunflower sang out loud in the sunshine that was brilliantly pink and blue with growing enthusiasm and wonderful voice. A sirens song was so magickal the kitten joined with a howl and they laughed at the Elephant as he danced with the witch under the sunflower. The man saw the dancing tarantula, the dancing Elephant and the dancing sunflower. Man and Woman could not believe the dancing and singing. And the Witch flying over wanted to join this wondrous play of the situation. Her and kitty started playing too and the kitty started to jump onto her shoulder and that scene was hilarious to when he missed and tumbled down on top of the purple Elephant while the house was torn apart from the activity of these funny goings on at the "amusement house", where one can do many things and have fun with the rhinoceros who doesn't look up or down or around the house at the strange people who staring at you the flying Witch.
There was a giant echoing boom once again startling those who were the broken house began to fall crumbling like a tower of cards piling up on sheet of glass shattering the glass Then a hawk soared from the above the clouds with the Witch It called loudly to all that were in danger Beware the hidden sardine can in in the trash. The kitten was bating the spider who was on the elephants back, funny scene was making everyone laugh till they cried. The poor elephant was scared of that laugh so he started running down the hill and into the street full of pigeons and crows that were flying away from disaster. Now house was in complete disarray and needed cleaning. so the witch whistled a tune and the house rumbled in response. Magickal house now mops and brooms itself, like magic! Even faeries came with pixy dust to enchant the garden to grow heavy with all the pretty flowers. The Man and the witch went after the woman while dancing a moment with the frogs and lizards spontaneously singing their national anthem then fading quietly into the star filled United States flag.
The whole neighborhood stared in amazement at dancing magical as golden light began to glow around the dancers and blooming flowers. Animals were happy and very content as they played under an enchanted beautiful starry sky and bright moon shining on them was so lovely. Then halloween started and spooky costumes and yummy candy for little children to trick-or-treat and get scared in a haunted house that is horrifyingly scary and has three floors. It has cobwebs and Ghosts too Zombies rise and come at the haunted house staring staring at me scrupulously I pull out a rabbit from my hat then i ran and stumbled upon a giant fuzzy eating an Icecream while watching the people picking their noses while driving across the fence . Werewolves sprang up flashing there teeth then howling loudly trying to bite the people standing all around them. who happened to be their family and five frightened neighbors with eyes wide open quivering in terror.
Frozen, afraid of the creatures surrounding the magickal circle that was protected by the elements and mystic guardians who were standing around the circle and watching the wonderful Samhain celebration Ritual was full of wonderful people and wonderful animals All dancing around the bright fire. The night of Samhain was truly special and will be remembered till the end of the year. Till the next wonderful holiday that comes twenty centuries later. When zombies attack!!!! They'll eat our pinky & toes, ears and nose with forks and knives and screams and cries. But brains are their favorite source of food. They hunt like ladybugs for the food waiting to be sucked dry & wrinkly . perfect for them. But the wizards began to cast a dark and evil spell meant to hurt them Across the lake because bob dole fell asleep on his political rival which caused many surprised comments and speculative murmurs. He run somewhere far and accidentally hit a baseball with his face hitting a homerun. He was surprised to see a his wife running across the land to save herself From the sinful desert she ate plump red pomegranates and she drunk spiced rum. As a chaser for the youth serum from llamas of unknown village giggles and steps in a children's party with lots & lots of apples and candy bringing smiles to puppies and kittens. Happy ending that was shared by every animal and all pecans everywhere. Suddenly, there was a light in the lakebed cave that hanged on a winged prayer who summon penguins made me laugh. Penguins also laugh at comedy too.
Ballet music plays as the wolf howled causing the rhinoceros to dance in a Tutu that was found somewhere underwater. Meanwhile, the kitten climbed a tree and waited for a yellow canary to flutter by green penguins.The big foot lumbered & fell into a hole filled Jello and Marshmellows and he ate all the stuff leaving only the big empty hole, as it Jumped in the river causing a tidal wave of fish that flopped around until one looked up at the cloudy sky, seeing birds swooping down like a Buffet so the fish flopped back to the river and become enraged at the swooping birds as the dragon chuckled to himself out of nowhere appeared a cow which tap danced around the house in purple pajamas with pink hearts and paisley print. The cow sang to the moon bring me fish or the world will fall into a dark abyss until the dragon began to fly over the singing pajama clad cow chanting a spell waving his tail tapdancing in a tu-tu bringing down the fried fish and chewing it's toy doing the cha-cha in high heels because she can shake her booty all night long! Then a mermaid found a seashell with a diamond set in gold, then she listened to the ocean and heard rustling and fish splashing. Then suddenly a dragon's shadow rose scaring the mermaid into a net She struggled against the water-logged ropes calling for help struggling free. She swam quickly away into the depths of the ocean pursued by submarines she swam deeper loosing her pursuers finally resting quietly. On a coral, she sighed and wept slowly while singing very loud missing her true calling as mayor of the mystical world that was her underwater home. She went to sleep feeling safe in her home as she dreamed the prince on the TV sang who was there and wandered around looking at her wishing she would wake up and kiss him like the passion was Indescribable causing her jolt awake, hot tempered and flushed all the way. But the Mer-Queen had a dolphin in the forest filled with cheese.
Mickey Mouse came riding a carpet while laughing hysterically and singing songs about flying monkeys that were bonkers because of sugar and spice and ALL things NICE which caused them . to be mischievously naughty while dancing crazily around the May pole and Wearing nothing but flowers and ribbons singing merrily outloud "2 become 1" love the only one your with forever and always. Joy has come to all around laugh, sing, dance by the full moon and shooting stars across the nightsky. The heavens glowed adding to ritual and magical circle. The glow illuminated the happy faces of other mer-folk as they laughed merry they parted swimming off into the veil of love and light. The warm water under the moon shone as bright as pearlescent shells on the beach at night time. The crashing waves with surfing dolphins . and sparkling water that glistened under the full moon swimming along the graceful dolphins. Like a mermaid with long toenails and flowing hair that moonlight glistened like sparkling diamonds as it trickled like champagne flowing down her skin into the sea, filled with beautiful jade colored gems. Each stone had a mystic glow that seemed almost like a star so brilliantly light from the heavens Illuminating the sea like a glistening fairy dust that has covered the mermaid in a layer of ultimate brilliant light shining like beautiful diamonds that has mystical glow and reflecting tiny fragments of onyx and blue Aquamarine & Sapphires with such elegant pose & figure that they seemed just like royalty with a gold hinge to their soft silky hair. Every mermaid seemed so perfect with their alabaster skin & glittering tails everyone of them relaxing & enjoying each others company when a shooting star flew through the star dusted sky. It was alluring how beautiful the cool clear air after the rain with the rainbow and the monkeys eating their bananas, swinging from trees in the paradise.
A golden sunrise along the horizon sparked like diamonds which brought about a joyous feeling. All creatures here celebrated life and enjoyed butternut squash while sunning on a murderous cactoid surrounded by mushrooms with pitchforks and hammers and a short tempered evil bridge troll who grins maliciously anticipating a tasty sandwich made of little spicy green people, mayo and tomato squeezed dry like a dried prune and a resin and Pepsi can. Then someone shouted "There's a snake hidden in the punch bowl!" Then the snake jumped into a well which was strange, but stranger yet was coming to realize that it was someone else who was as weird as he! And that's when the snake sings a belero of what to say to a snakecharmer holding on to a rocket launcher targeting at the Zeppelins over head, and zooming in with sirens sounding as he blasts his own foot screaming in pain and calling 911. "I'm Bleeding Alot!". But when he tries to explain the cops wouldn't believe him. He tried to explain but they simply continued playing games and teasing him. They just couldn't resist pleasures but ignoring him was not a joke. He bled out and penguins rescue and comfort him with healing energies and using Reiki. His bleeding stops feeling grateful, he feed the penguins. Then a Bear sang opera and danced like a ballerina in a pink fluffy tutu & high heels while eating ice cream smothered in chocolate with a cherry at the top of it all covered with fudge. He then realised he needed water for his thirst So he searched and he searched then he saw the Budweiser brewery and it was like paradise on a deserted island but he wanted something that tasted like Samuel Adams and tofu mixed so he search and found oasis and Honey Mead so he drank until he was hic! Burp, Inebriated and pretty bloated so he decided to sober up and be more like his idol the amazing Superman. who is invincible. So he slept for 3 days and he dreamt of going to space with a bunny and a a huge elephant back in time when on streets are nothing but shadows of unseen clowns and feathers.
They were all rolling in a bed of hay when suddenly, a big fat hairy monkey with red hair and lips who were so big and scary and they made a hay angel and got stuff in their shoes. The Dragon knew it was time to take flight and find food from the sky where the clouds did not obscure the gorgeous view. Just then a Pixie and a gnome start belly dancing and falls off a log, by . bumping their butts & bouncing on a matchstick while doing a-Capella but were off-key! It was terrible that it was as bad as thirteen rotting skunks In summer's heat The pixie decided to sprinkle their freshly cut fingernails all over the Singing Gnomes that had scabies and some freckles on on their elbows. Then the Gnomes shoveled pudding from their chocolate ground and found a marshmellow diamond ring that smelled like a baby's poo. Meanwhile, the pixies were playing hide and seek, waiting for "it" to come across the ocean on driftwood but the problem was the heat that was like like an oven set at 450 everything was boiling and bubbling over the entire place. So they hid scared and hot beneath a raccoon that surprisingly was wet and rabid. Then everything cooled off in the sudden winter's snow. The gnomes decided to go skiing using apple stems and some branches. Afterwards they went and made a big pile of shaving cream with cherry on top and swam like dolphins in the shaving cream until a cyclops interupted and began squishing the puddle of chicken noodle soup the pixies made. The pixies were scared & angry because their soup were meant for the pterodactyls living with the gnomes on an island that is invisible. Three pixies decided get even with the cyclops and so the pixies scalped them all as the cyclops eat their soup then die hemorrhaging. The gnomes & pixies make friends and drank the dew from roses which tastes like rancid tuna salad. After drinking, they played double dutch. The forest animals gathered together to make the circle and danced in it. Everyone was having the time of their life enjoying the company . They had drink chips,dips and . loads of candy for everyone to stuff themselves till they all felt like Santa Clause.
The End... of The Inner Sanctum's first Three Word Story!
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